CUMPADRES TEE | ZAPATEKNO

CUMPADRES TEE | ZAPATEKNO

"Clothes for Hoes" ¿Listo para el desmadre, papi? Every cowboy needs a compadre, but my personal circle is strictly for the CUMPADRES. This tee features a glowing neon sign aesthetic that screams "after-hours dive bar where nobody leaves sober and everyone leaves together." It’s loud, it’s graphic, and it makes it perfectly clear what kind of "fun" you're looking for.

Rock it behind the DJ booth, in the middle of the pit, or while making eye contact with the bartender. Que se sienta la vibra.

The Protocol Specifications (For The DJ Booth)

• The Silhouette: Classic, heavy-duty boxy fit made with 100% premium US cotton (Medium fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd²). It gives you that perfect, structured streetwear drape so you look intimidating but gorgeous.
• The Architecture: Seamless body. No side seams scratching your waist while you're transitioning tracks or doing the absolute most on the floor. Reinforced shoulders so it stays in shape no matter how messy the night gets.
• The Comfort Defense: Total tear-away label. Te lo juro, I hate a scratchy neck, it ruins the entire vibe. Tear it off and throw it away. Zero irritation.
• The Clean Alibi: 100% ethically grown and harvested US cotton, certified by Oeko-Tex and fully backed by the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Clean production for a highly questionable lifestyle.

Crucial Disclaimers For The Posse

• The "White" Flavor: If you buy the white colorway, it's a raw, slightly off-white vintage tone. It’s not that blinding, sterile, bleach-white. It looks like it’s already been through a couple of warehouse parties, which is exactly how we like it.
• The Tech: The extra sleeve details and custom neck labels are printed using high-definition DTF (Direct-to-Film) technology, locked in by my underground connect print providers.
• El Veredicto: Cumpadres 069 is a state of mind, mi amor. Secure the drip before it secures you.

Cuidame El Trapito (Care Instructions)

• Wash: Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) to keep the neon popping.
• Bleach: Non-chlorine bleach only when things get puercas.
• Dry: Tumble dry on low heat.
• Iron: Medium heat if you're trying to impress el ganado.
• Do Not Dry Clean: Bro, don't waste your money. Keep it simple.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean